Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
