***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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