So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
