you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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