How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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