me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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