I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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