Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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