he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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