i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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