I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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