How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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