Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We had sex on a dog bed..
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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