we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
