Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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