so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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