I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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