didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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