Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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