Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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