Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
In America we eat man semen.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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