escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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