Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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