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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?

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  Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win

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  lets go back to having secrets in our friendship

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I touched a dick in church today

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

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  If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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