Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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