i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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