You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Randomize
