I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You have to summon your inner elephant
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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