By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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