everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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