That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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