some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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