Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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