dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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