...so i touched it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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