You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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