butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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