What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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