So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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