Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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