He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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