I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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