Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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