Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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