another moral hangover. fuck.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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