3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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