Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
