Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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