Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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