butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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