She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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