i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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