I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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