idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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