What did we do last night that was yellow?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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